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Post by Snow Kitten on Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:43 pm

I am choking with laughter here, and the poll was only 500 people  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing 
Lucky Prince George! Pippa Middleton beats off competition from Kim Kardashian and Victoria Beckham to be crowned Auntie Of The Year

Pippa Middleton's love of style and baking skills make her perfect auntie
Duchess of Cambridge's sister scooped 25% of the vote for the title
Kim Kardashian and Victoria Beckham came in second and third

Bit rich as well considering we have never seen her with the sprog. What a load of old hog wash.

Ladies, the comments are pure entertainment value, you have to go over and have a read.


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Re: orangina middleton beats off competition to be crowned auntie of the year

Post by GermanY on Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:09 am

Don't they mean big sister not aunt.

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Re: orangina middleton beats off competition to be crowned auntie of the year

Post by Indie on Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:40 am

You got that right GermanY.

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Post by PaulineB on Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:26 am

Those Middletons have surely wrecked the RF's reputation and it is almost beyond repair. There is absolutely no mystery left - any old so called Slapper can wriggle themselves in with determination and cunning.
My partner is Danish and says they are the laughing stock of the European Royals. I would go further than that and say from comments in magazines and on blogs they are laughing stocks around the world.

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Post by Indie on Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:34 am

Now if Willy Boy wasn't such a stupid moron the old Slapper wouldn't have have squeezed her way in.

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Post by Duquesa de Azúcar on Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:42 pm

Paulineb,

If the future Queen Consort is always flashing her buttocks and other "hardware" to the world , they will most certainly become the laughing stock of the World's Monarchs.

Think about it...what other future or present Queen Consort has
flashed her privates not once, but many times?
I cannot think of one.

And what other Queen Consort has an uncle photographed with no shirt/t shirt on selling drugs?
Can anyone think of one ? Just one?

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Post by Indie on Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:51 pm

Low life disgusting people.

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Re: orangina middleton beats off competition to be crowned auntie of the year

Post by CrystalEve on Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:51 pm

Duquesa de Azúcar wrote:Paulineb,

And what other Queen Consort has an uncle photographed with no shirt/t shirt on selling drugs?
Can anyone think of one ? Just one?

Only a member of that classless, family could call their house  'La Maison de Bang Bang.' Unfortunately, Gary the pimpish, depraved looking guy is selling his house of sex, or rather trying to, in the hope of moving to London.  pale

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Post by Dallasite on Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:08 am

Will next month herald the Greatest Middleton Uncle Award? Clearly if Authoress & HusbandHunter Aunt Pippa is deserving of this accolade, then so is Bearded Uncle Jimmy, the great (boxed) cake & (ridiculously overpriced printed) marshmallow entrepreneur! Maybe his award ceremony will be fancy dress so he can show up in big sister's polka dots w/a fresh squirrel stole!

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Re: orangina middleton beats off competition to be crowned auntie of the year

Post by GermanY on Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:24 am

CrystalEve wrote:
Duquesa de Azúcar wrote:Paulineb,

And what other Queen Consort has an uncle photographed with no shirt/t shirt on selling drugs?
Can anyone think of one ? Just one?

Only a member of that classless, family could call their house  'La Maison de Bang Bang.' Unfortunately, Gary the pimpish, depraved looking guy is selling his house of sex, or rather trying to, in the hope of moving to London.  pale
If that's true that would be a headache for the Viper but a delight for the public.Uncle Fes loves to drink and make a commotion and talk.Beans will spill from him definitely on the bar scene keep your ears way open.lol

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