Is Pippa´s star fading?

Ma must be staring moodily in to her cauldren and wondering where it has all gone wrong. Nico isn't what she planned for Pippa but she is lucky to get anyone now with such a tarnished reputation and looking like a 60 year old Wallis Simpson. James the 'Loser' - what can I say - consigned to being with a walker for social occasions and ridiculed around the world for attempting to look like the Czar or King Edward with his ridiculous squirrel beard.

Poor old Viper. Life is a bitch when all of your plotting and planning does not go according to plan. Loser The Pervert and Flat Face Wallis must really frustrate her to death. And now with all and sundry talking nonstop of Prince Test Tube. She will probably nash her fake veneers all the way down to the gum.

Blimey, old pippa will be 31 on October 1st, looks more like 41 to me - her star is definitely fading, and still no ring on that finger.

http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2014090620757/horoscopes-pippa-middleton-star-signs/

Enough to frighten the life out of you.

I believe she believes all the press stories that tell us what a style icon she is....not forgetting what a beauty she is.....she needs a reality check Imo....

She's such a beauty with that omnipresent smile plastered on her Wallis Warfield Simpson face and her pigeon toed legs with her huge old man feet.

PaulineB wrote:Her face always looks as if it has been flattened by a steam roller.

Completely agree PaulineB. My mother would have said she looks as though she fought with the back of a bus and the bus won - have to agree.

juliet wrote:I believe she believes all the press stories that tell us what a style icon she is....not forgetting what a beauty she is.....she needs a reality check Imo....

She has to believe it herself juliet - nobody else does

Watched a TV programme on Wallis Simpson tonight and flat face is the spitting image of a 60 year old Wallis.

The only difference is that Wallis had squinty eyes and knew how to dress. Her style was impeccable.

Good points Indie, yes Wallis's dress sense was impeccable.

Wallis also accommodated the rather bizarre sexual preferences of Edward. Remind us of anyone else?
Yes she did have squinty eyes but the Medd women have ''nark' eyes or one that is different in shape to the other.

Ma's eyes especially creep me out !!

The whole family creep me out, not a good looking one among them, they are rather an unattractive bunch. Strange that squirrel beard gives the impression that he embraces his feminine side, whilst the the two girls look very masculine. The girls also appear to have inherited ma´s lizard eyes, not an attractive feature.

I find them to be quite repugnant. But if I had to pick, I would say The Squirrel Face is the prettiest of the three. And that isn't saying much.

I agree Indie...and I hadn't realised that till now. !!!

No wonder he's always in drag.

With his hands down his pants or mooning with Kate's frock flung up over his head!

Ah but does he have the "wonder" ass that Pippa is supposed to have ???

I bet he does.

Oooh, think I prefer not to know what his a$$ looks like, the face is bad enough

I do believe Snag we have already been subjected to a picture of his a$$.

scoopsPippa might be wondering why no ring or titled anything

Truth of the matter is none of the aristos want her. Look at the baggage she comes with - that truly awful family of hers. Who in their right mind would want to tangle with that lot.

Reckon you are right there Snow Kitten. The aristos pulled up the drawbridges and locked the doors a long time ago. No way do they want a middleton in their family, and who can blame them.

The mid genes are totally unacceptable to the aristos. Can you imagine a son producing a mini Ma - the stuff of nightmares!!!

Didn't look as if he had one to me, flat as a board when he was out with Scoops!