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Post by Anne-Elliot on Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:41 am

Ah, so the Mansons are having another bash at the USA. They seem to think if they dress up their social-climbing/fame-whoring activities as 'charity', then we won't see through them!

Pippa Middleton is set to cycle 3,000 miles across the United States as part of the Race Across America challenge.
The Duchess of Cambridge's younger sister, 30, will be joined by a team including her brother James, 27, and six other individuals, in aid of the Michael Matthews Foundation, according to People.com.
The charity ride will kick off in Oceanside, California, on Saturday, with participants expected to arrive in Annapolis, Maryland, 12 days later

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2656683/Pippa-Middleton-cycle-3-000-MILES-U-S-epic-charity-bike-ride-brother-James.html#ixzz34VxT3d1o

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Post by Romilly on Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:15 pm

Can't see the squirrel fiddler lasting the course - do hope he isn't going to wear a frock either! Piss-Arse will find it tough too with those short little legs. Wonder if the RF sponsoring them - doubtful!!!!

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Post by Indie on Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:33 pm

The RF is not sponsoring these 2 freaks on anything.

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Post by Anne-Elliot on Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:51 pm

Romilly wrote:Can't see the squirrel fiddler lasting the course - do hope he isn't going to wear a frock either!

Agree, how many times will he have to stop along the journey to pick up road-kill & 'play' with it! The temptation will be too much!

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Post by Snow Kitten on Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:50 pm

Begs the question, have they even been in training. You can´t just expect to get on a bike and cycle for 12 days. As you say AE, hope he doesn´t find any road kill. Might also want a piccie to put on his marshamallows, gross little creature that he is.

Also, let us not lose sight of the fact that they are not doing this just for charity, their main reason for doing this is to try and get some press cover and raise their popularity - so sad it won´t work  Laughing Laughing 

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Post by PaulineB on Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:58 pm

Where is Nico in all this? No doubt keeping the home fires burning in case pips doesn't snag a wealthy American.

She failed miserably in New York where she couldn't even pull one of the wealthy ninety year old goats. What happened to that apartment she was looking for in New York? Weren't the Mids going to take America by storm with their PP tat too?

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Post by Anne-Elliot on Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:20 pm

Snow Kitten wrote:Begs the question, have they even been in training.  You can´t just expect to get on a bike and cycle for 12 days.  As you say AE, hope he doesn´t find any road kill.  Might also want a piccie to put on his marshamallows, gross little creature that he is.

Oh, I'm sure Pips has had plenty of riding practice over the years, she started her riding career from a young age, so I expect her thighs are up to the task!  Wink 

As for Jimbo, he could always prevent saddle sores by shoving road kill down his cycling shorts!

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Post by PaulineB on Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:01 pm

From the look of his revolting student pics there is permanent road kill down his shorts and you are right, pips had plenty of cycle practise!

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Post by Duquesa de Azúcar on Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:43 pm

Message from my neighborhood squirrels:
Phewww thank goodness he won't be coming this way!

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Post by Anne-Elliot on Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:52 pm

Uncle Fester has also posted his support for their charity cycle on twitter - such a supportive uncle.

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Post by PaulineB on Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:25 am

The death knell to any supporters I would imagine!

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Post by Anne-Elliot on Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:17 am

What is the point of this ridiculous trollop?!


'I rub chamois cream into it': Pippa lays bare the bottom beauty secret she will use to stop her saddle going sore as she sets off on epic bike race across 12 American states .

Funny how she managed to be the only female member on the team:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/14/article-2658073-1EC4A9FA00000578-881_634x500.jpg

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2658073/At-Pippa-lays-bare-bottom-beauty-secret-I-rub-chamois-cream-it.html#ixzz34nP0j7RX

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Post by Indie on Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:26 am

I am sure being the only female on the team, she will be ready and willing to service all the team members including the Squirrel Face.

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Post by PaulineB on Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:59 pm

Starting with rubbing her special anti saddle sore cream in to all of their backsides!!

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Post by Snow Kitten on Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:06 pm

Just had a look at the webssite. They are part of an 8 man team, quite a few 8 man teams. Maximum of approx 3 hours per day cycling for each team member. Nowhere near as arduous as has been made out. We were given the impression that they would be cycling all day for 12 days.

http://www.raceacrossamerica.org/raam/racerlist.php?s_N_Race_ID=1&tblcategory_tblentry_tblp1Page=1

Full web site

http://www.raceacrossamerica.org/raam/raamfp.php?N_webcat_id=1


Team or Solo?
There are different divisions in which to race. There are 2-, 4- and 8-Person relay teams. The workload may be split up any way the teammates choose. On an 8-Person team, each racer will ride roughly three hours per day. Solo is just that - one person travels the entire distance. Whether team or solo you will have a support crew following you. The support crew handles all of the logistics – food, fluids, navigation, clothing changes, medical needs, bike repairs, etc. - so that racers can focus on racing.

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Post by PaulineB on Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:00 pm

I think even I could manage 3 hours a day even without Pippa's special cream! Wheetabix good for stamina too.

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Post by Iamroyalty on Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:26 am

PaulineB wrote:I think even I could manage 3 hours a day even without Pippa's special cream!    Wheetabix good for stamina too.

Perhaps you girls could get a nice large pack together for her!!

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Post by Snow Kitten on Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:28 pm

It would appear that the dreadful duo might not get the coverage they were hoping for in the US. Seems there is very little coverage on that cycle race. Altogether now - aaaaaah, shame  Laughing Laughing 

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Post by Indie on Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:31 pm

Good. The less coverage they get the better. Horrid classless people.

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Post by Anniecross on Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:41 pm

Probably did it as they were warned not to go to Ascot.

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Post by Rozel on Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:18 pm

Good thought Annie, agree there. Perfect face saver, with the hope also that some good press will be given to them. Backfired a little, but at least it kept them from Ascot.

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Post by Romilly on Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:02 am

Have I missed something - haven't read anything about it despite Ma
probably 'phoning all the papers and television stations?

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Post by GingerBeau46 on Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:00 pm

Seems getting very little coverage in the US. Bit of a damp squib.

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Post by Snow Kitten on Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:53 pm

My oh my, the flat´faced orange one and her squirrel fiddler sibling "have conquered America.  In their dreams. The DM get worse. We all know that the terrible twins were in a team of 8, 4 pairs, each pair cycling 3 hours per day.  They make it sound as if she cycled the whole 3,000 miles.  I seriously worry about the DM, most of what they print is lies.  Leaves them no street cred for reliable info at all does it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2664595/Pippa-Middleton-brother-James-complete-epic-charity-bike-ride-America-thanks-plenty-saddle-cream.html

Note the photo of flat face cocking a leg over her bicycle, what a hoot. Very Happy Very Happy

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Post by Rozel on Sun Jun 22, 2014 3:49 pm

"Conquered the US" - on which planet  Laughing Laughing  Two articles in the UK, both from the DM - obviously submitted by ma medd. As if she cycled 3,000 miles, she and the squirrel fiddler were cycling 3 hours per day, as were the other three pairs in their team.

Three hours of cycling per day, for 12 days (was it 12), could break it down, but really their mileage each day would depend on how fast they cycled, so no correct answer on that one, but certainly nowhere near 3,000 miles for a team member.

Checked Google, could find no links to the race on there, so obviouly not a hot topic in the US. Not quite sure what they conquered, but it sure was not the US  Sleep 

Full marks for doing the race for charity, and I hope they were sponsored well by friends and family, but it should have been about the charity, not flat face and squirrel to get free press.

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