Willy, waity and the Press

Ah, don´t we love the press when they hype things up. This, my friends, is the scene outside the Carlyle hotel last night awaiting the arrival of the lazy couple. Trying so hard not to laugh here but not succeeding

http://lovelolaheart.com/

Oh well, here we have it, riveting stuff, not.

I don´t believe for one minute wimpo wrote this himself, he is truly not capable of writing anything like this. ÇWonder if Jason the Juggernaut wrote it for him

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/prince-william-the-duke-of-cambridge/why-we-need-a-truly-international-approach_b_6287824.html

What a hoot, getting such a good laugh out of this trip.

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/11/journalists-royal-dress-code

Jason Juggs apparently working himself in a frenzy to get good press for the hapless pair. Friends and family in NY saying it is a total non event and scripts being given out to US media saying what Jason wants to portray but as one New Yorker said ' it just ain't working and we don't care either'. The pooping dog says it all". How can willy get up and seriously pontificate about wildlife when almost as soon as he is back home he will be shooting wildlife himself? That is the epitome of hypocrisy!

Not seen the pooping dog, but hilarious. Yes, I have some friends who live in NY. They are saying the whole thing is being treated as a joke, no crowds, hence few photos. As for the press being given the Juggernaut script, they are supposed to be less than impressed and have little to no desire to have anything to do with the trip full stop.

One of the funniest things is willy boy telling President Obama that when fakie porgie was delivered he forgot to ask girl or boy. Seriously, for most people it is the first question, followed by is everything okay. Is that really what one would say to the President of the United States.

Also see people grumbling in blogs, forums and comments about how arrogant, derogatory and condescending some of the Brits are with regard to the Americans. Not quite the thing to do. Hope the Americans never invite them back. They are guests of the US, and then the Brits go knocking the Americans down. Way out of order.

Somehow waity always looks a bit fearful to me on this trip, little confidence and worried her bump might fall? She also looks pretty bored.

Never mind, give it a couple of weeks and willy boy will be off shooting and hunting poor innocent wildlife. Some sugar on the DM saying that the royals only shoot what they can eat. What about that killing spree of about 600 pheasants, must have been having pheasant flavoured Weetabix for months after that lot. Dearie me, not wonder some other countries think the Brits are thick when people come out with that drivel.

Found these snippets on Gordon Rayner´s Twitter page. So, waity given rest time, but does not need it? Hmmmm. Now attending the conservation reception? Hmmmm. Methinks that is why she went, nothing else, just to gatecrash the conservation reception. Obviously Jecca must be going

Gordon Rayner retweeted
Rebecca English @RE_DailyMail · 16h 16 hours ago
William also told the president that he and Kate wanted the gender of their new baby to be a surprise. #RoyalVisitUSA
0 replies 11 retweets 17 favorites

Gordon Rayner @gordonrayner · 16h 16 hours ago
Seems certain Kate will go to the Empire State Building tomorrow, which she had also been left out of to give her a rest.

Gordon Rayner @gordonrayner · 16h 16 hours ago
Originally William was to attend the event on his own to give Kate some rest time, but she clearly feels she doesn't need it.

Gordon Rayner @gordonrayner · 16h 16 hours ago
Duchess of Cambridge will make unscheduled visit to conservation reception with Prince William this afternoon. She is clearly in good shape.

Gordon Rayner @gordonrayner · 20h 20 hours ago
Interesting that William talked about "chaos" of birth. Adds to previous hints that birth wasn't completely straightforward.


Gordon Rayner @gordonrayner · 20h 20 hours ago
Prince William tells President Obama he forgot to ask whether Kate had given birth to a boy or girl in the "chaos" of Prince George's birth

Thought we were told it was a natural, easy and uncomplicated birth. Obvious the press know more than they are allowed to let on.

More Presidential talk.  A Brit friend from NY sent this to me.

Willy boy, gushing like a dazzle eyed One Direction fan, was pathetic at the WH with Obama who clearly was indifferent to the eejit. However, in his overwhelmed state he said something eye popping. He told Obama that events surrounding the birth or the birth itself (can't quite remember) was so chaotic they forgot to ask if it was a boy or a girl. To which Obama said reeeally? with an emphasis that told you he couldn't believe what he was hearing.

First, we were told it was supposed to have been text book perfect birth so what was the chaos? Two anyone who's had a baby and anyone who hasn't will tell you that no matter how difficult the birth the nurse/doctor will always say 'it's a boy/girl' and Three what excited young parent would 'forget' to ask such a thing?

And apparently this was said in front of the entire WH press contingent.

Such a chaotic and traumatic birth, but 24 hours later, Waity managed to dance down the steps of the Lindo Wing in her wedge heels!! And the RF still think the public are stupid...

So there we have it, willy boy, the brains of Britain, letting the cat out of the bag

What a hoot, even in the press. President Obama would have been mega interested - I think NOT.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/11280299/Prince-William-to-Obama-I-forgot-to-ask-whether-George-was-a-boy-or-a-girl.html

Can't he tell from looking!!! Thought he was supposed to be in the room at the time - another lie I guess

Snow Kitten wrote:
Some sugar on the DM saying that the royals only shoot what they can eat. What about that killing spree of about 600 pheasants, must have been having pheasant flavoured Weetabix for months after that lot.  Dearie me, not wonder some other countries think the Brits are thick when people come out with that drivel.

PaulineB - There's a nice idea for you and your colleagues   You might even be able to supply ER and get the royal warrant - No, what's that - you don' t want it? Well you could always put it in the canteen and use it as a dartboard - I think the crotchshot pic must be rather knackered now with all the darts that have been thrown at it

Such a hypocrite is Willy - how can he stand and pontificate about saving animals when the whole world knows he will be back in the UK shooting any time soon.

LOL IamRoyalty, the crotch shots being used as dart boards have taken such a battering that we are on number 21 now! Ouch!

Well, is Juggernaut losing the battle, no co-operation from the lamebridges at all.

Good link here for some pics.

http://princessmonarchy.eklablog.com/suite-voyage-aux-etats-unis-pour-le-duc-et-la-duchesse-de-cambridge-a113900332

Note this particular one. Shoulder bones poking through, but most importantly you can see the bump body suit through it. Major faux pas. Actually, the whole trip seems to have been a major faux pas from start to finish. See what the Gala Dinner tonight brings and what she might reveal then.

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/British+Royals+Visit+September+11+Memorial+m4G2Wv_gnf4x.jpg

Ah, Jason Juggernaut, waity not helping your cause at all. Do you know what you have taken on? I rather suspect not.

http://lookagiraffe.tumblr.com/post/104706796251/the-incredible-shrinking-bump

Here we go again, waity not cutting it in NY now we have to trawl up an old ancestor about 10 times removed, which makes waity "destined to be a royal". Seriously, if you worked it out most Brits could be related to royalty somewhere along the line.  Jason the Juggernaut is really scraping the barrel isn´t he.  Wonder where he dredged that up from, wonder if he is beginning to realise what dross he has taken on  

Kate really was destined for royalty! The Duchess of Cambridge shares an ancestor with the late Queen Mother historian reveals

The Duchess of Cambridge shares an ancestor with the late Queen Mother, it has been revealed.

The discovery was made by Michael Reed, from Australia when he was researching the famous Blakiston-Bowes Cabinet.

Built in Newcastle in around 1700, the cabinet is now housed at the New York MET Museum and is coincidentally due to be seen by Prince William and his pregnant wife Kate during their first official visit there.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2865690/Kate-really-destined-royalty-Duchess-Cambridge-shares-ancestor-late-Queen-Mother-historian-reveals.html

Loved these two comments the DM

sargirl, Brussels, about 9 hours ago
Well that's good news given that Richard III just told us that no one is descended from Edward III !!!

Forksnspoons, Port Angeles, United States, about 5 hours ago
She has made a royal fool of herself in NY now, so that should round it out a bit. Giggling at LaBron James 'raunchy' joke about 'long feet' to the prince is beneath even most commoners. (Best told in a men's club if at all.) What a disappointment they have been.

Yes the visit a total damp squib. So much for Jason Juggernaut saying 'they would take New York by storm' - not!!

Snaggle Bobcat wrote:Here we go again, waity not cutting it in NY now we have to trawl up an old ancestor about 10 times removed, which makes waity "destined to be a royal". Seriously, if you worked it out most Brits could be related to royalty somewhere along the line.  Jason the Juggernaut is really scraping the barrel isn´t he.  Wonder where he dredged that up from, wonder if he is beginning to realise what dross he has taken on  

Kate really was destined for royalty! The Duchess of Cambridge shares an ancestor with the late Queen Mother historian reveals

The Duchess of Cambridge shares an ancestor with the late Queen Mother, it has been revealed.

The discovery was made by Michael Reed, from Australia when he was researching the famous Blakiston-Bowes Cabinet.

Built in Newcastle in around 1700, the cabinet is now housed at the New York MET Museum and is coincidentally due to be seen by Prince William and his pregnant wife Kate during their first official visit there.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2865690/Kate-really-destined-royalty-Duchess-Cambridge-shares-ancestor-late-Queen-Mother-historian-reveals.html

Loved these two comments the DM

sargirl, Brussels, about 9 hours ago
Well that's good news given that Richard III just told us that no one is descended from Edward III !!!

Forksnspoons, Port Angeles, United States, about 5 hours ago
She has made a royal fool of herself in NY now, so that should round it out a bit. Giggling at LaBron James 'raunchy' joke about 'long feet' to the prince is beneath even most commoners. (Best told in a men's club if at all.) What a disappointment they have been.

Funny about 'her' and the Queen mother since there are rumours she was the daughter of cook or servant not a real royal blood in her.So yeah Waito and QMum are the same both ordinary nothing special.

Unfortunately waity's lack of breeding is patently obvious. Ma forgot to put social graces in to the mix when she worked so hard to turn her family in to something they are obviously not. As someone in the DM mentioned everyone in the UK is related to Royalty if you go back far enough.

Romilly wrote:Yes the visit a total damp squib.  So much for Jason Juggernaut saying 'they would take New York by storm' - not!!

Oh he was correct Romilly, a storm alright, but not in the way he meant. Total major failure full stop. Naff outfits, dull and boring, other than the one event at Ground Zero where she should have looked sombre and showed some respect. That awful scraggy hair in the cheap looking pony tail elastic holder that the kids wear, gurning, bump coming and going, looks like an auto inflate job this time, deflates when she sits, inflates as she gets up Not seen them like that on the internet, maybe the party pieces child slave labour in China made them especially for her - might be the next big sell in the party pieces catalogue - roll up, come and get a foam bump like waity, new model, auto inflate/deflate, cheap at half the price. Several on special offer, as used by waity, slight discount, although not used often

Yeah, they kicked up a right storm, such a storm doubt anyone in the US wants them to return, and can´t wait to see the back of them.

Friends and relatives in NY saying precisely that - not wanted and no one interested. Many comments over there too about Willy's embarrassingly false bonhomie - all yellow toothy grins everywhere. They just can't understand why they were landed with them when he only ever scowls, clenches his jaws and fists then mutters nasty things about those he has just met in the UK.

Jason (aka poster on DM) in overdrive on one article saying Ma did NOT change Wasty's university to stalk Willy! We burst out laughing it was so transparent and obviously him. He is so dumb that he doesn't realise that he is just reminding everyone that is precisely what she did do!

Funny the new PR must have told Wimpo to be lovey and that's the best he could do.At the end of the night he takes Waito's hand down the stairs and always manages to look like he's helping a 'especial challenged' person.As for the US press they are as bad as the UK.A man ones said that don't kid yourself people of the US- taxes paid in America go secretly to the crown.That's why there is always this suck up towards the RF.So basically America is still under the crown they are not free at all.Looking at all this I now believe it!!

Great response by one commenter to Jan Moir's article in the DM

Stumsteroftruth, MyWorld, United Kingdom, 5 minutes ago
Absolutely spot on Jan Moir and I'm being really open minded as I am a staunch anti royalist. The fact is that William looks 20 years older than he is - he is dull and totally under his wife's thumb - she is nothing more than a social climber and I do not believe for one second they are a loved up couple. They hobnob far too frequently with celebrity and that empty culture like a couple of star struck teenagers. If we must have a monarchy then for God's sake we need a far more dynamic couple who do more than go on holiday to the caribbean every other month and get down with the ordinary people doing some good hard work. I think William is weak and she of the long wait is utterly lazy with little work ethic . Harry would have done a better job - he's more like his mother.


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What a blinding article, good for her, we need people who speak the truth and not all that sugary rubbish being spouted from the UK press.  Be interesting to see what comes out from the US in a few weeks time.  As I recall it took a month or two for the truth to come out about the trip Down Under.

Poor old Jason the Juggernaut, he must be in a frenzy at the moment ordering everything to be edited.  And I did see a comment from him in the DM informing us that ma and waity did not stalk willy boy at St. Andrews or anywhere else for 10 years.  Seriously, that guy need to get some medication, what planet is he living on. So the whole of the British public knew what was going in, and we all know the negative press since those dratted nuptials took place is correct, we see it with our own eyes.  No disrespect to Americans, but they should have stuck with a British pr person, the difference in the two cultures is not good when it comes to pr handling.  He has dredged up the letter willy boy sent to Jacintha´s family, now ma and waity did not stalk him, NY was a big wow.

I reckon he is tearing his hair out big time about the foam bump (we assume he was told about it??).  Maybe we should send him this pic

http://lookagiraffe.tumblr.com/post/104706796251/the-incredible-shrinking-bump

And the ones from the dinner on the last evening, wearing the frock she has worn three times now.  First time when rake thin   prior to any thought of fakie being on the scene, and we are now led to believe she has a huge bump in that frock, no swelling of the "pregnant" boobs, and the dress still fits her as it did when she was rake thin.  Jeez, bad pr move that was.  I did not the good old DM photoshopped the bump in, what a hoot, leaving the do the bump had disappeared again.

Oh JJ, what have you taken on.  Listen to the words of the wise  -  they are a lost cause.  You can take dog poo, wrap it up in a pretty box, put a bow on it  -  guess what?  Yes, it is still dog poo

Wonder how long it will be before it all gets too much for him.  He appears to be good at one thing  -  not telling the truth, but sadly lost on us Brits because we do know the truth. The age old saying springs to min - no point in shutting the stable door once the horses have bolted.

I see on some forums they are blaming chas for this disastrous NY trip. Why? Chas merged the pr departments, but willy boy did not comply, willy boys own team have f***ed up big time on this trip. Waity is not fit to be let out on her own, let alone to NY with foam bumps that have a mind of their own and come and go. Why blame chas. Not a fan of the guy, but he and his minions had nothing to do with it, but of course nothing is ever the fault of the odious couple is it.

Agee and the general concensus now is that the trip was a disaster. Definitely can't blame Chaz as he separated his PR team from KP and willy. This new guy must be so naive to push out the ridiculous laughable stuff he does. The one that took the biscuit for me was in the DM stating that Ma and Waity did NOT stalk willy to St Andrews!!!!! How ridiculous to highlight it again and remind everyone that is precisely what they did - twat!!

Yes, bit like trying to make willy boy look good for writing a note to Jacintha´s family - on New Year´s Day!! Probably hung over from the night before or out on a killing spree with the rest of the family blasting innocent birds out of the sky. All it does is resurrect the whole thing once more, as with the stalking. How on earth do we forget that she stalked her way through 10 years to grab the "Blue Curse ring". If this is the best he can do they need to get shot of him, fast.