Re: Piss-Arse & the Squirrel Fiddler to cycle 3,000 miles across USA for charity.

by **Admin- Michelle** Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:30 pm

Can they keep them there, never to be seen or heard of again

by One of the Peasants Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:06 pm

Admin wrote:Can they keep them there, never to be seen or heard of again

Sure, send Squirrelly to San Fran and Oompa Loompa to a shack in Montana. Very Happy

by CrystalEve Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:42 pm

Rozel wrote:

Full marks for doing the race for charity, and I hope they were sponsored well by friends and family, but it should have been about the charity, not flat face and squirrel to get free press.

Absolutely! bounce

by Anne-Elliot Mon Jun 23, 2014 3:55 pm

Yikes! Jugly looks like a dirty old tramp in that t-shirt! Who's the poor sod next to Piss-Arse - looks like they're almost holding hands in one of the photos.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2665784/Glad-two-wheels-Pippa-James-Middleton-sister-gentle-waterside-stroll-friends-Maryland.html

by Rozel Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:31 pm

Oh dear, new name coming on - thunder thighs. Her legs look enormous in that outfit, thighs and calves. That flat face, orange fake tan and inane grin. Wouldn´t want to meet her in a dark alley, a very chunky girl. As for squirrel beard, that does look like a dead animal under his chin. Does he ever look in the mirror, it does not even suit him. If he was not so fugly I would say maybe he was trying to enhance his looks, but that is most certainly not possible. I do notice the siblings obviously use the same fake tan, both have exactly the same tinge of orange. Is squirrel beard hoping to score with that guy next to him, odd looking pair together.

Thanks for posting Anne-Elliot, best laugh I have had all day. Laughing

by Anniecross Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:23 pm

Poor old Piss-Arse really does have the most unfortunate legs. Good description Rozel and I don't think the bike ride has done them any favours at all. My mother always said that you could tell a girl's
breeding by her legs. If you could ride a horse through them they were very badly bred. Horses could ride through all the Middleton women's legs and even a horse and chariot through Ma's!

by **Admin- Michelle** Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:16 pm

LOL Anniecross

Southalls finest bluecollar workers

by Anne-Elliot Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:20 pm

According to the article she's off to Istanbul next for the cross continent swimming race. Cue endless photos of PA posing in her bikini. What was that old sea dog's joke - "Here's to swimming with bow legged women"!

by **Snow Kitten** Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:31 pm

Oh dear me, the mind boggles. And we will have to be shown those enormous thighs and calves of hers - gross. Hope all this money she is supposedly raising for charity is donated to UK charities and not overseas.

by Romilly Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:16 pm

I have a sneaky feeling that the Mids and willy/waity have sneaked off on holiday and piss-Arse and the loser will join them before the Turkish swim. All the signs are there, token charity appearances, news articles, eg Amner, Willy's new helicopter and job etc etc. always the same MO before they go, so transparent. With any luck we won't see their gurning mugs at Wimbledon hogging the best seats as usual.

by Royal Lowness Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:24 pm

The wonderful Meddledooms have conquered America. Hooray, hooray.

The squirrel look-a-like from the Black Lagoon has donned his French maid's outfit and gone in search of any stray Rockefeller, while Pips has serviced her false bottom padding, and anything else that doesn't move.

Meanwhile, Uncle Fester has been touting for new clients for his prostitutes and drugs business.

Not to be left out of any free publicity, Fakey Katie is now to be known as the granddaughter of a couple of "war heroes." Her grandfather "nudged doodlebugs off course" and her grandmother "was a secret code breaker."

Very Happy

I'd say that the United States has been attacked by terrorists.

Hopefully Obamaman and his male "wife" will zap the lot of them with his cowardly drone machines.

Either way, PLEASE don't send 'em back.

Very Happy

by **Snow Kitten** Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:47 am

Great post RL, still laughing. Amazing how smart the midds are. Granny only worked at Bletchely for a few months at the end of the war, aged about 18, yet to read the papers she won the war for the UK single handed, it was also only a temporary assignment, and grandad was nowhere near doodle bugs so I beieve. Amazing the lies that get made up to make the old slapper look good - such a shame the lies are always found out, and very quickly too. Paper ink barely dry and we all know the truth.

How to make the British royals a laughing stock - get willy boy to marry a midd, simples.

by Anniecross Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:01 am

Spot on Snow and its very obvious that desperate measures are needed to boost the lazy greedy duo when tripe like the Bletchley nonsense is wheeled out. Same as when willy always 'rescued' someone after a crotch flash or bad publicity for Waity. Anything to try and make them more popular. Sadly neither have got what it takes and the public are now very much aware of that.

by Royal Lowness Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:33 pm

Snow Kitten wrote:Great post RL, still laughing. Amazing how smart the midds are. Granny only worked at Bletchely for a few months at the end of the war, aged about 18, yet to read the papers she won the war for the UK single handed, it was also only a temporary assignment, and grandad was nowhere near doodle bugs so I beieve. Amazing the lies that get made up to make the old slapper look good - such a shame the lies are always found out, and very quickly too. Paper ink barely dry and we all know the truth.

How to make the British royals a laughing stock - get willy boy to marry a midd, simples.

You're right, Snow Kitten, supersmart grandma Midd probably converted Alan Turing in between cracking that dastardly Enigma Code.

Ver vood ve all be wissout our wunderbar Mitts? Shocked

by Duquesa de Azúcar Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:20 am

James Squirrel Middleton's favorite video song.................... okay ladies sing along and aloud....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rr3yumvibo

by PaulineB Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:55 am

by Iamroyalty Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:18 am

PaulineB wrote:LOL

Get back to work PaulineB - the last box of Weetabix I bought were definitley not up to the usual standard - I think you girls are spending too much time playing darts in the canteen!!!

by PaulineB Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:00 pm

So funny - have you tried the Chinese noodle flavour?

by **Snow Kitten** Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:15 pm

Duquesa de Azúcar wrote:James Squirrel Middleton's favorite video song.................... okay ladies sing along and aloud....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rr3yumvibo

Poor squirrel, such a handsome little fella, unlike james squirrel beard! The music is as boring as I would expect squirrel beard to sound Laughing

Great find DdeA, great find, love it.

by Rozel Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:40 pm

OMG

It gets worse. The flat faced one and squirrel fiddler have given an interview in their cycling gear. Fame whores or what Question

Obviously think they have "arrived" - quite where I have no idea, because they sure are not members of the royal family.

http://www.celebitchy.com/373274/pippa_middleton_gave_her_first-ever_tv_interview_to_matt_lauer_epic_or_blah/

by Duquesa de Azúcar Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:59 pm

^^^ I hope all you ladies that liked the video sang along and aloud!
cat

by GingerBeau46 Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:31 pm

Ole flat face certainly trying to get her week of fame. Totally shameless, the whole family, talk about cash in on anything. No way did they do that bike ride specially for charity, it was more a promote flat face job.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2679256/Pippa-Middleton-enjoys-alfresco-lunch-Swedish-male-friend-cycled-America.html#ixzz36QG8mxKF

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2677781/Pippa-Middleton-REAR-power-Numbers-Regular-Enthusiastic-Amateur-Racers-rise-cycling-latest-female-fitness-trend.html

by PaulineB Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:16 pm

The Midds must be spending a fortune on their idiotic and transparent PR not to mention the astroturfers. Unfortunately it just doesn't work and the more they try and ram Orangina down our throats the more we dislike her and her goon of a loser brother

by Anniecross Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:22 pm

I gather that the RF are furious with Orangina and her US
TV chat show interview. The only thing the public want from her and her social climbing family is to disappear from view and never come back again. In fact a non returnable trip to Mars would be the perfect solution for all of them.

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