Is Pippa´s star fading?

Hee Hee!!!    

And to think, only a few years ago, for a brief shining moment, it looked as if the Middletons were going to take the social world by storm! All that press/pr about "double duchesses", Pippa's long term climbing (aided by CarolE, of course) and now? She's hanging on, fired from her 'writing' gigs, looking more haggard by day, only photo'd when she shows up at a wedding (still curious if she's ever truly invited to these).. Do you think Nico will stick around & marry her? Is she still hoping for an aristo marriage?

Pippa may 'settle' for Nico, if of course he wants her!? He must be torn between what looks like a promising career and what appears to be his love of the camera. 'Used goods' pips certainly won't help his desired career climb so its decision time Nico. BTW it is generally rumoured that the Pipster 'invites' herself to the aristo weddings ie just turns up at the church (gurning at cameras) as anyone could.

I heard that too Romilly and started to look at all the 'photos of weddings she had attended and almost without exception she is walking along on her own in that rather unattractive pidgeon toed way if hers. I really hope that Nico knows what he is doing, on the other hand if he could take her away in to suburbia he would do everyone a great big favour.

Can we see pigeon-toed pipster fading into suburbia? Mind you, it might come to that, nobody other than Nico seems to want to hang on to her, must be the longest she has hung on to a chap so far. Maybe he just likes the limelight that has come with her. If the odious family fade away she might not have the same appeal for Nico.

If Nico wants to rise up the banking career ladder he had better ditch her pronto!

Couldn´t agree more, she will do him no favours at all. Each time they look at her they will be wondering if she has the same a$$ as waity.   

Plenty of pics of her flat drooping one climbing back on to Uncle Gaz's rented yacht back in the day! Alongside topless Ma too and creepy with Mike in the cabin doing goodness knows what!

What were you thinking Willy Boy?

Willy boy was obviously thinking with the pea brain in his underpants  

Yeah, he sure wasn´t thinking with the pea sized brain in his head was he? None of the Windsors appear to have a lot of intelligence, obviously something lacking throughout the whole family.    

So true. What a complete moron.

Tweet from Niraj Tanna re Dorchester wedding of cousin on Friday. Another holiday? Nico seems to be holding back a bit these days.

Niraj Tanna @IkonPictures · 13h
After the wedding Pippa headed home alone but I'm told Nico wasn't far behind. After all that partying Pippa flew out of Gatwick today.

PaulineB wrote:Plenty of pics of her flat drooping one climbing back on to Uncle Gaz's rented yacht back in the day!   Alongside topless Ma too and creepy with Mike in the cabin doing goodness knows what!

Snorting the white stuff, perhaps?

  

I hope her damn star is fading. So over the flat faced orange simian with her nasty nasal voice, her pigeon toed legs and her obvious searching love of all cameras on her non existent ass.

Pippa Middleton Chronicles
Okay, I am going to make a disclaimer, this is a long list. However, as with all Middleton's, when I am done with homework, I indulge my guilty pleasure called Royal Forums. My homework requires me to look through a lot of historical sources to include photos and pull trends and themes that might add to the scholarship of a subject. Here is what I get on Pippa, there is no star fading, because not one of the photos, if you wish to look at all the links, was taken because she is Pippa, it is ALWAYS because she is the sister of... she has chosen to grab onto a losing set of coattails, she is the one who decided to make a career out of being a sister of (at least Princess Margaret had the Queen as a sister) she is the one who ruined a perfectly good relationship with Alex Loudon because her stupid ego and the Cauldron Stirrer convinced her she could do better and that it was her time to strike. Every photo speaks to either an effort to be accepted in the aristo set, or simply to refurbish her tarnished reputation after gun gate and getting dumped by Alex. Her life is as empty as they come, weddings, vacations, weddings, the odd job, weddings, vacations, a column to write that she only got because of Cathy, weddings, vacations, Starbucks, shopping, clubbing. With the new target, I mean boyfriend she seems to be trying to look like the girl who is dated rather than just a fun time girl. Too little, too late, if she doesn’t snare, I mean charm this one into giving her a ring, I suspect she will go even further down the ladder.

Back when she kind of had some promise, kind of, she was still just a sister of…
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Just a swangin’
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Oh those nasty wedges, the shoes
http://cdn1.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_header/photos/pippa-middleton-sidetime.jpg

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
http://cdn3.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_header/photos/pippa-london-92112sp.jpg

Trying out her own Duchess look, too late, but hey
http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2013/04/pippa-middleton-murray-house-opening-01.jpg

Again
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And Again
http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pippa-wedding/pippa-middleton-scotland-wedding-10.jpg

Shakes Head – Again
http://www.middletondress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pippa-middleton-bikini.jpg

Yo it’s Dr. Claw in a raspberry Cathy dress
http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pippa-wedding/pippa-middleton-scotland-wedding-05.jpg

Ride those coattails, girl, ride’m aristo wannabee.
http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/middleton-wedding/kate-pippa-middleton-wedding-07.jpg

Riding those coattails until they become like a worn rug
http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article861342.ece/alternates/s615b/Pippa%20Middleton%20with%20her%20family

I wonder what poor creature got plucked to make her look presentable?
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Trying to be aristo
http://cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/02/Pippa-Middleton-7-600x450.jpg

Again
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/01/article-1382338-0BDB189D00000578-273_634x515.jpg

And Again
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Unfortunately Again – Classy, Not!!!
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RIP Birdies
http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pippamiddletondeadbirds.jpg

Just No!!!
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So Many Weddings, or Oh My the Green Goblin Needs a Bra Stat!
http://abcnews.go.com/images/Entertainment/rex_pippa_middleton_nt_110920_vblog.jpg

A not so subtle hint that being the sister of does not make you a lifestyle writer, both the Barnes and Nobles here in Chicago still have the same three copies it originally ordered.
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Be honest, would she even sniff this job were it not for Cathy????
http://www.vanityfair.com/society/2014/02/pippa-middleton-photos-rugby/.i.1.pippa-middleton-vf-rugby.png

She wishes
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lf/pippa_and_harry_lookalikes_071211/prince-harry-and-pippa-middleton-look-a_3646785.jpg

She really wishes
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The Pippa Gold Standard
http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pippa-middleton-george-percy.jpg

Most recent boyfriend and
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
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The boyfriend had he become a husband would have truly made her a success, but that wedding gave her a big ego.
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Oopsie, what happens when you lose the best boyfriend you are ever going to get
http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ABCNews_PippaMiddletonGunPhoto.jpg

Oopsie, again
http://www.whatsonshenzhen.com/news_images/c3e6bf7be50f42e77c8bb147_Pippa%20Middleton.jpg

Another Oopsie – Really?
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article86008.ece/BINARY/image-10-for-editorial-pics-17-10-2011-gallery-159230028.jpg

Because no man wants be viewed as a Cash Machine
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Great chronicles OOTP, all telling a story.   The thing that also struck me is what an appalling taste in clothes she has, bit like the creased tat from my aunt's dressing up box.   She is the image of that hard faced Wallis Simpson too.   Would love to know the reasons mentioned in Lifestyle for her being undateable, we could certainly list a few.

Wallis, with all her faults, had a lot more class in her little finger than the Orangina has in her whole body.

I note that Piss-Arse was not seen at the French Open this year - there's usually shots of her preening for the camera accompanied by some dodgy Frenchman.

I'm at Queen's Club this week, so I hope she doesn't turn up with Char-Ma & the rest of the Cult. Enough to put one off one's strawberries!

Hope you have a great time. No, you don´t want to be put off your strawberries, a once a year event, you want to enjoy it. Strange no show at the French Open, maybe the upper echelons no longer want the flat faced orange one around, not good for business. I don´t know about her star fading, I think it has faded. Hope it doesn´t get lit up again for Queens, keeping my fingers crossed for you   

Piss-Arse - what a fabulously appropriate name! I gather that the Club was inundated with complaints when the Midds wanted to join with words to the effect of 'lowering the tone' etc

I think Pips et al have been warned off turning up at everything and waving and gurning at the cameras as if they were Royalty. I think the whole world is heartily sick of them all and would like to see then on a non returnable rocket to Mars.

It is really a relief and a nice break from not being subjected to The Flat Faced Orangina and her perv brother with the omnipresent hands down his pants. So nasty and vile.

So true Indie. Just this minute put down the Waitrose mag which I haven't taken ever since Orangina, aka Piss-Arse wrote her silly column. I heard a rumour that she had departed so picked one up today and although I may have missed it didn't see that flat grinning, irritating face in there spouting nonsense.

Snow Kitten wrote:Couldn´t agree more, she will do him no favours at all.  Each time they look at her they will be wondering if she has the same a$$ as waity.   

Or whether she goes commando too!!

Anne-Elliot wrote:I note that Piss-Arse was not seen at the French Open this year - there's usually shots of her preening for the camera accompanied by some dodgy Frenchman.

I'm at Queen's Club this week, so I hope she doesn't turn up with Char-Ma & the rest of the Cult.  Enough to put one off one's strawberries!

If you do see the A-E, please could you do us all a favour and ask them who waity used as a surrogate etc