Middletons and the Press

Yeuk !!!!! That paints a horrible picture

PA loves massages according to the DM so Ma could give him a good going over with those claw like talons and bony knees.

That would be a real good massage given by that old pterodactyl.

Wonder if she informed the Press about PA, anything to take the focus off the rumour that she and her brood fled to Mustique the day after Boxing Day.

None of us are losing focus on their sneaky shenanigans.

Maybe we could suggest Pips and Andy...now the mind boggles at that combination

That grasping little gutter snipe would jump right on that.

She'd probably be flattered at the attention alright....yukk

The Middletons would jump on anyone with a title according to those in the know.

Oh, dear me, the medds are such a gross family, they truly are.  I suppose with waity birthday in a few days, ma 6oth end of January, maybe they are in Mustique for an early birthday celebration  -  dear me, makes me wonder what that lot get up to, I remember that photo of willy boy displaying his tackle, such as it is, when on hols with them. Dearie me, hope no long lensed paps photographing that again.  Can see why he might not be the bio father of fakie I, the tackle doesn´t look as though it worked anyway, he appeared to have a "piece missing" to put it delicately.  Shows you just how gormless and lacking in intelligence willy boy is, in line to the throne and he flaunts himself around like that with people taking photos, sheer folly.  Might have guessed it would come back to haunt him.  Let´s hope he keeps his swimming shorts on this time.

OMG Snag Bob!!!!! You are so funny!!!!!

I remember that pic too Snag Bob and I had to look away, so revolting. I expect the vile Medds are beside themselves with glee about the Andy ''disclosures' as it takes the heat off their crafty sneaking away. Probably informed the media themselves - wouldn't put it past them.

There is definitely something quite strange about Petulant's anatomy. Shocking to say the least. Probably doesn't function properly at all. So weird looking. Ugh.

That pair deserve each other...

Romilly wrote:I remember that pic too Snag Bob and I had to look away, so revolting.   I expect the vile Medds are beside themselves with glee about the Andy ''disclosures' as it takes the heat off their crafty sneaking away.  Probably informed the media themselves - wouldn't put it past them.

I remember seeing that piccie somewhere - here it is, but a warning  -  it is not a pretty sight, not at all, so open at your own peril  -  be warned.

Click into this page and scroll down a little bit.

http://chrisspivey.org/beware-the-evil-monkey/

Mein Gott - truly nightmarish! Who needs a diet after looking at that - will put me off food for weeks!

Oh dear, not quite got the "goods" has he, very vomit inducing PaulineB.  Thank you for the warning Rozel, it really is a nightmare isn´t it.  No wonder he couldn´t pull the girls, not surprised with that bit of kit ("bit" being the operative word here!)  Blimey, wouldn´t be flaunting that about in his shoes, best keep it covered up, don´t want to scare all the natives.

WHAT WAS THAT???!!!! I couldn't figure that out? GOOD LORD.

PaulineB wrote:Mein Gott - truly nightmarish!    Who needs a diet after looking at that - will put me off food for weeks!

PaulineB - Is there any truth in the rumour that your colleagues at the Weetabix factory were using that one as a dart board too

Yes a favourite dartboard as easy to score a bullseye with several 'bits' to aim at!

^ Not many "bits" to find though PB - there seems to be one "bit" missing somehow. Can never look at him the same again, having seen what passes for his "tackle". Useful on a dart board though, easier to score a bulls eye - hee hee hee.

Couldn't quite make out what was what when I saw the picture. Almost picked up my reading magnifying glass for a closer look but didn't think that I could stomach it!

I still cannot figure out what is what in that photo of Willy Boy (when he was still good looking). Am I looking at 3 p*nises or what?

^Take your pick Indie, take your pick. I too nearly got the magnifying glass out, but seriously didn´t think I could face a closer look. It sure looks veeery odd is all I can say. Something missing somewhere, as well as his brain cells.

That photo should come with a government health warning!!!!!!!!

Good God!