Middletons and the Press

Fancy coming across that on a wedding night!! Not that Wasty did, the goods had been inspected long before that if you will excuse the crudeness!

^ Not a pretty sight, and I am sure the goods had been well viewed before the nuptials, that much is for sure, especially as they lived together for years before they even got engaged.

Ooh those goods, what a nightmare to have to view them more than once, and not just a photo but actually in real life

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I've got a horrendous cold and cough at the moment and you girls have just caused me to have a massive coughing fit after reading your posts - I nealry choked myself.  I now feel extremenly nauseous as well

As for othe pic - it's like nothing I've ever seen before

Well, I want to know: WHAT IS IT???!!!!???

^ In a word "revolting"

It is the damnest looking thing I've ever seen in my life.

Was that photoshopped or did Wimpo attached Waito's wewe on himself he has two now.LOL Indred!

Maybe he's attached The Squirrel's when The Viper castrated him.

What a picture that has created in my head haha!!!!

Not surprising from what we have seen of the private bits of both that they can't create their own bio baby. The public would normally be sympathetic to an infertile couple but the lazy duo are so unpopular that they just attract derision with their capers and lack of work and just about everything else.

Imagine seeing that for the first time     - if that was me it would have been the last too. I wouldn't know whether to laugh or throw up:lol!:

I would have screamed and run a mile!

After 10 years Waity married it....lol

Three Dick Willy.

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Oh ladies, I feel ill, that photo was dreadful, but Three Dick Willy, I nearly spluttered coffee all over my keyboard!!

@ Romilly - yes, her infected looking crotch and his mega odd "man bits", be surprised if that works, let alone makes a baby. Fakie defo not theirs anyway, those dark brown eyes cannot be account for, not on either side of the family. Let´s hope this second one ma has ordered has the blonde hair and blue eyes she wanted. Can never look like Diana, it won´t have her genetics, that is how stupid they are.

I see the viper and her equally awful husband have now teamed up with the cook who baked the royal wedding cake. My God, how desperate is she to hook up with the medds we ask ourselves. Not heard of her since the royal wedding cake, didn´t even remember her name. Maybe she is going to show squirrel beard how it is done - ha ha.

Anyway, she has teamed up with the viper family and you can order cakes from her through the party mix site. Seriously, would you order a cake from the party mix site.

I do recall Ben Fogle´s wife grumbling in the media about not getting the goods for the birthday of her son, doesn´t exactly inspire confidence to order a celebration cake does it. Maybe it comes with a free copy of pippa orangina´s book "Celebrate" - oh dear, gets worse by the week.

The hook up announcement

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3023921/SEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Kate-s-parents-royal-baker-slice-action.html

The Fogle complaint

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2875307/Fogle-s-wife-lets-rip-Pippa-Middleton-s-family-firm-missing-party-pieces-Wills-Kate-s-friend-takes-Twitter-brand-service-disappointing-failed-deliver-items-son-s-birthday.html

Oh dear, how common, what! Fester middleton grumbling about paying 20p to use a Royal Park "loo" - not toilet, not WC, not cloakroom but "loo". Those midds do like to show their council house roots don´t they.

SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Kate's uncle raises a stink over loo fees in Royal Park

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3028180/SEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Kate-s-uncle-raises-stink-loo-fees-Royal-Park.html

Blood will out every time.

Ma's dream of being 'a somebody' with the aristos holding out welcoming arms are long gone. Every time the Midds open their mouths, the way they dress and behave just shouts bad breeding! Fester will do anything to advertise his 'Royal' connection even if the best he can do is to advertise his use of a 'Royal' Park 'loo''!

Ma's dream of being 'a somebody' with the aristos holding out welcoming arms are long gone. Every time the Midds open their mouths, the way they dress and behave just shouts bad breeding! Fester will do anything to advertise his 'Royal' connection even if the best he can do is to advertise his use of a 'Royal' Park 'loo''!

Well,well,well....Andy Murray marries today and no sign of those massive tennis fans ......the Midds....lol...glory halleluiah !!!!

Thank God for that  - everyone got heartily sick of those ugly grinning faces muscling in and gatecrashing  every wedding possible.

Great comment, below, from Paul Marsh DM

'And the dodgy Uncle has never stopped bankrolling the family,,,,,,,,,,,,,,who do think paid for the education of three children when Party Pieces was in its infancy, AND allegedly continues to launder money through this highly dubious 'Trading Partnership',,,,!!! That's precisely why Party Pieces is NOT a Limited Company, that way it keeps Dodgy Uncle'.
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The more is read about Fortress Anmer, I wonder if the next sprog is going to be delivered - by whatever means! - there instead of The Lindo Wing? To have a sizeable chunk of the British press camped outside the hospital, but for the baby to be born in Norfolk, would be appeal to PW's loathing of the press. He would certainly get one up on them with that scenario. It could be presented to the world that KM went into a 'quick and easy labour' - and (Sir!) Alan Farthing just happened to be checking up on her when her 'waters broke', "delivered" the baby, and who's to know the true story? That sounds far-fetched, but the public would never put anything pass that scheming old Ma Middleton who is allegedly extremely busy right now giving out red herrings to the Press as to 'where the birth will be'.