Nico, boyfriend to flat face, quit his job in London to join hedge fund in Switzerland

juliet wrote:Flat face and Nico..


http://t.co/L2U6fFfkgi

Don´t exactly look loved up do they, you would think they were an
old married couple!

I find her like waity, very masculine looking, and those legs, I think I would stick to slacks if I had those legs. Her face is also very flat, as if she walked into something at an early age and flattened it all out. Weird looking female imo.

  

She definitely has a Japanese look about her and also the squat type body.

I do not think either of the Wisteria sisters are remotely attractive. You be stupidly thin and hide behind hair and look ok.Then it is up to the photo shop expert

Just looking at pictures of Waity as a child she was actually very ugly and she admitted herself that no one was at all interested in her at Marlborough until Ma gave her a complete makeover one summer and sent her back as the trashy tramp with 'come to bed eyes' that we know so well. It is rumoured that her bedroom skills were honed on boats on the Solent during an ensuing summer too.

A lot of £££ went into that face,teeth etc. No breast job I note. Not amount of surgery can fix her skin pot marks

The thing I find most sad is that all the money spent on tarting her up, and she actually looked "better" before it all. Her face is just fake now, and with her anorexic look so masculine, and depending on how the camera catches the light there is always a fine down of hair on her face. That is what happens with low body fat, the body has to find a way to keep itself warm. Even her walk is very mannish, those big strides. I am afraid looking so masculine does not make those ridiculous "little girl" poses look at all appealing - half the time she looks like a cross dresser.

Hairy face and pot mark face = rough

Good word - rough. The hair does not help, or the heavy make up. She and her sister are both odd looking females. The brother very strange looking too. Strange trio really.

The 'only a mother could love them' types. BTW what happened to Donna - probably seen off by Ma!? Off topic but can be answered on relevant one.

Donna was another false flag

No one seems to want to marry into the family , except Wimpo

Admin- Michelle wrote:Donna was another false flag

No one seems to want to marry into the family , except Wimpo

Had to laugh at this ... beardie meets another four legged beardie!   

"Yet there is something warm and fluffy of Donna's that James enjoys stroking as the nights draw in: her little dog, a Lhasa Apso called Molly. (Although Miss Air has given her the nickname The Wife, as she says it "rules the house.") James has become particularly fond of Molly. No wonder; the Lhasa Apso was originally bred by Buddhist monks in Tibet (where Apso means beard).

In one episode of The Simpsons, entitled Three Gays Of The Condo, Homer Simpson moved into a flat with two men and acquired a Lhasa Apso."

http://www.express.co.uk/comment/columnists/adam-helliker/436392/Donna-Air-s-dog-is-scoring-her-points-with-James-Middleton

If it was my little dog I would be extremely worried that it might go the same way as the squirrel and end up wrapped around the 'hands always down his pants' loser's chin.

bile rising

All gone rather quiet on the Middleton front - perhaps they have all slipped off on one of their many vacations. None of them wanted at Balmoral. Do you remember that ridiculous 'photo of Ma a few years back lying on her stomach and trying to learn to shoot - silly moo!!

Very silly old 'ighlin coo

Over striving wannabe old bitch.

It's that perpetual grin on her face that really gets me ...scheming,scheming,scheming..

Agree, but all that scheming not achieving much is it. Ma must be in a right old state if smoking twice as much. Between the ciggies, the wine and the lack of sleep from stress, no wonder she looks so haggard. The whole family have aged considerable since the "delivery" of fakie porgie, the stress must be considerable.

They're not an attractive bunch at all...physically or morally as far as I am concerned...

Not even close. More pot marks on Wasty's face than all the B roads in the UK

Pippa’s dancefloor date with a mystery man ... Grainy footage shows him plant a surprise kiss on her cheek as they show off their moves during party at Swiss hotel

Pippa Middleton, 31, filmed strutting stuff on dancefloor at hotel in Gstaad
Man is filmed sweeping in to steal a kiss from Duchess of Cambridge's sister
Video has been generating interest from around world as websites share it
Pippa was at resort with boyfriend Nico Jackson watching polo tournament

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2735143/Pippas-dancefloor-date-mystery-man-Grainy-footage-shows-plant-surprise-kiss-cheek-moves-party-Swiss-hotel.html

This was on Tumblr, it is so funny, they are like wooden tops on a dance floor.

http://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_natwc9DWaK1tkp4bs.mp4#_=_

Ugh.

What sad, transparent, ridiculous and meaningless lives they lead.

A £700 dress, are they counting pennies ??