Nico, boyfriend to flat face, quit his job in London to join hedge fund in Switzerland

The whole mid clan have appalling taste in clothes, for the amount they spend they look cheap and tarty.

They forget the less is more rule. Never show legs and arms and cleavage at same time
and so on.................

Ma really should keep those knobbly knees hidden, not classy at all and there is nothing more unattractive than an old creased cleavage.

Crepe like skin after all that sun damage, should be covered

So there was a article saying that flat face had dinner with Percy while Nico is in Swiss.Isn't she soo desirable pass the *barf bag*.

GermanY wrote:So there was a article saying that flat face had dinner with Percy while Nico is in Swiss.Isn't she soo desirable  pass the *barf bag*.

Oh of course she is - we'd all better be careful and keep the men in our lives well away from her

My husband usually goes for rescue dogs, not direct off the streets. They can have fleas,rabies etc like Pippa ( ever seen that scratch of head she does ! )

Hmm flat face and nico relationship might be in 'trouble'.http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/1035109-pippa-middleton-relationship-with-boyfriend-nico-jackson-in-trouble/
If the viper thinks this is good she doesn't have to worry because his parents must also be thrilled.It's been said they don't like the snake family either.

I would lock up my kids if I saw a Middledoom coming my way

^That's what alot of aristo mothers did when Wimpo dumped Waito and the Wisteria sisters were looking for titled men.

I would have shipped my lad off to Africa or South American, but those girls have a habit of following. Just like Wisteria, they creep

^Oh the viper would have sent them alright anywhere it took.Even to outter space if she had to.

The Pipster relationship 'on the rocks'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2807850/GIRL-TOWN-Pippa-comfy-slippers-Nico-boot.html

No one ever believed it was anything other than as a stepping stone
to better things. Probably Ma involved somehow in getting him shipped off to Switzerland. If talk is true his parents will be delighted and relieved.

Run for the hills Nico, as fast as you can. Phew, lucky escape, I can only imagine how delighted his family are.

Yes Run Nic Run..........................


She is getting a bit old in the tooth. She will be traded in for younger models

Her face looks like an old saddle that has been out in the sun for a decade.

^At least a saddle is useful

She is very plain but I am sure charming in a hooker is, getting her fee
She is too old now to start looking again
Does she work and loved those pretend briefcases for pretend work on the flight for a hidden holiday to the sun

Sorry for the double post

THE MIDDLEORANGES...............they are all orange or tan

Another poster's comments on the pipster's latest date
and her inability to get a ring on her finger.

'Not surprised. She'll be lucky if she ever gets hitched because no decent man will want someone with her reputation for his wife. She'll keep this grease-ball's bed warm for a few nights and then he'll move on to a younger and prettier woman. Ma Middleton has certainly wrecked her daughters' lives with her hard-nosed scheming and ruthless social-climbing; The Scrag End may have landed Prince Dopey, but at what cost to her physical, mental and emotional health?'

It has been very hard on The Robotic Stalker. Emotionally, mentally and physically. Almost makes you feel sorry for it.

The Middleton went shooting near Inverness last weekend.Nico was expected to tag along,but didn't

Tag along.Wow are they special or what.Just to be invited and be near them.

Pippa is treading water with him.She's got bigger plans

More like the other way around it's him who has bigger plans.She really is aiming for that titled man isn't she.Please move on from that- even your own 'sister' is on the way out soon too.

She was also spotted on a train this weekend with James Matthews and Tom Kingston...old flames I think...you've got to hand it too old Flat face...she reels 'em in...

Maybe they like that she's semi-famous to get attention.Then for them it starts waning so they just use her and move on.

Somebody like the Pipster will only attract the fame whore types. She is generally looked upon everywhere as 'used goods' and 'no spring chicken' now. Louden thankfully had the sense to escape which was said to be a relief to his parents. The Mids try and present themselves as something they are not but sadly it shows.