James (aka squirrel beard) Middleton - what does he get up to?

Romilly wrote:Vague resemblance but you flatter creepy Mike.  I should imagine he is strutting round like a peacock after that comparison!

A peacock with no feathers. Do specify.     

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Hi everyone I am new here although have been lurking for a while and also love the RRG blog. It is great to find well reasoned and balanced discussions as I gave up on my last forum which had become very spiteful and nasty.
Many thought that it had been taken over by the Middletons, so determined were some posters to lie and swear black was white etc. The reason that I am saying hello here is that one of my pet dislikes is the obnoxious, nonentity James Middleton. I gather from old school friends that he was considered to be the ultimate twerp and unpleasant in to the bargain. Those photos posted earlier of him were priceless and showed him as he is.

Hi Anniecross

You must be talking about the same forum many are running from.
Welcome!

Hi Anniecross   and welcome

You will find many kindred spirits on this site. I think James sets the gold standard for creepy dudes you would never want to answer the door for. Bill is a close, very close second.   

Agree about Bill and there WAS a rumour a few years ago about the loser and Bill 'being very close' if you know what I mean. I sincerely hope not or I would lose the will to live! Bill does love his 'boys weekends' but haven't seen the loser on one yet!

Yes Anniecross, food for thought indeed. Several of my colleagues think that Waity is very masculine, in fact like a man in drag! I have several married gay friends and all their wives have that slim masculine look which could be what attracted Willy to her.

Pauline B, I also have many gay friends with skinny masculine wives. I feel the same is going on with Willy. He probably is gay which is not the end of the world in the least.

Well, Uncle Eddie is supposedly gay, there is chuck with his "faithful valet" Michael Fawcett, and wasn´t there something in the paps, quite a few years ago now, about one of the royasl being seen in a "delicate" situation with one of the valets/footmen or something, and according to them it was David Linley. So not uncommon in the royals. In any event, there is no shame in being gay, just tell the truth and shame the devil. I have had gay friends and they have always been the most lovely and charming of people. Such a shame there are people who put such a stigma on being gay, I see no reason for that at all.

I agree with all of the above and returning to our ghastly squirrel bearded loser - even if he is gay, no problem. What irks most people is the way he flaunts his cross dressing too and always accompanied by sordid gestures like hands stuck down his pants or bottom stuck in the camera face, I could go on but there are some excellent examples in an earlier post of OOTP. Thankfully the one of him publicly urinating in the street was omitted. His whole demeanour and lifestyle come over as sordid and slimy - not his fault I suppose, he is a Middleton.

Yes indeed, he is a Slimmerton.

The "Slimmerton Slimies"   

Anniecross wrote:Agree about Bill and there WAS a rumour a few years ago about the loser and Bill 'being very close'  if you know what I mean.   I sincerely hope not or I would lose the will to live!   Bill does love his 'boys weekends'  but haven't seen the loser on one yet!

Oh dear, makes me feel ill. Those two, two weirdo´s like that "being very close" - Eewwwwww. Pleased I do not feel hungry, would have taken my appetite away completely. Ooh, the mere thought of those two "close" just makes me want to vomit   

I agree GB. Would put me on a eternal diet if don't think of something else.

Hideous pic of the squirrel bearded loser in the Mail this morning. Will post it shortly but couldn't stop laughing as he and pips are standing next to their cycles for the charity race. The loser's beard looks as if it would catch in the bicycle spokes if it grows much more. Thankfully I have eaten breakfast as the sight of that obnoxious pair would put me right off it.

You beat me to it Annie - here it is

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2658133/Pippa-Middleton-epic-bike-race-12-American-states-eight-days.html

I just wanted to slap that smug grinning face with a wet kipper and that's from someone who is supposed to be mild mannered. That family really irritate me big time (and most of the world too I believe!)

You and me too Romilly...

It will be a day of National celebration when they are finally driven back under their stones! Until then the world has to suffer their ghastly, inane and smug grinning.

I do believe that Squirrel Face's beard and The Crotchbridge's well publicized crotch are twins that were separated at birth.

LOL

     

ROFL  -  so funny.  You have to read this.  And talk about using your connections.  As one of the DM comments said, take it to Dragons Den and you would be laughed off.  Another one riding waity´s coat tails. The photos are hilarious, and he looks as though he is growing out of his clothes in one of them.

Showing his soft side: James Middleton launches mobile marshmallow picture-printing business with help of reconditioned tricycle

Duchess of Cambridge's brother is the man behind new Boomf on Demand
Business allows Instagram images to be printed onto square marshmallows
Mr Middleton has turned refurbished bike into 'on-the-go printing machine'
Launch of mobile side of business celebrated with London's Selfridges' visit


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2703293/Showing-soft-James-Middleton-launches-mobile-marshmallow-picture-printing-business-help-reconditioned-tricycle.html#ixzz38NvpLP2N

What a total prat and user milking his connection to the nth degree. I am surprised Health and Safety aren't after him with that revolting unhygienic squirrel beard. Everyone else in catering has to cover theirs! I expect it is like the alleged drugs importing and money laundering that the authorities have been told to turn a blind eye to!!

[quote="PaulineB"]What a total prat and user milking his connection to the nth degree.   I am surprised Health and Safety aren't after him with that revolting unhygienic squirrel beard.  Everyone else in catering has to cover theirs!   I expect it is like the alleged drugs importing and money laundering that the authorities have been told to turn a blind eye to!![/quote

Eeeew PB!! I hope he doesn't scratch it near the marshmallows - you never know what might fall in

Jimmy M described as a entrepreneur...Pippa M described as an author....


please...give me strength...what a joke. ;!!

Must cost an absolute fortune in PR but all it does is make people laugh even more at the idiotic pair.

Perhaps we should take in the pic of the loser with his hands down his pants or in waity's frock and get him to stick those on his marshmallows!

OMG - squirrel beard is receding very badly, and what a state. Has to be seen to be believed, not a pretty sight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2743253/Donna-Air-James-Middleton-joined-Jodie-Kidd-new-husband-David-Blakeley-Louis-Vuitton-launch-party.html