Mustique January 2015 - willy boy, wimpo and fakie on hols with medds

Second article down.  Seems they are going to their normal place Villa Rocine.  Just googled it and came up with their rental site, plus some images.  Had a quick look on the rental site and it still looks to be available at end of January  -  how odd.

http://www.cvvillas.com/Destinations/Caribbean/Mustique/Rocina

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Villa+Rocina,+Mustique&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:%7Breferrer:source?%7D&rlz=1I7NDKB_enES518&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=3oayVPurBoT2Urm7g3A&ved=0CGAQsAQ&biw=1137&bih=741&dpr=0.9

Also saying that highly likely waity and fakie will be there with them -  hmmmmmm.

When Carole Middleton turns 60 at the end of this month, she will celebrate her birthday in a suitably comforting climate, on her favourite Caribbean island of Mustique.

http://www.express.co.uk/comment/columnists/adam-helliker/551378/Adam-Helliker-on-wedding-Princess-Bea-Jamie-Dornan-James-Middleton

Maybe Nico will surface here...he's sure as heck been quiet these days...thought he loved the limelight ...

It appears to look as though Nico dumped her doesn´t it.  Maybe he will surface at Mustique, anything for a bit of publicity and a free holiday maybe.

I see flat face in the news again. Yoga lesson this time by some scruffy old geezer who appears to like putting his hands all over the place.  Eeewwww, looking at him couldn´t bear him near me, streuth, looks as though he needs a good wash as well.

Comments brilliant, some woman called him a dirty old git.  Had to laugh, just about summed it up.  Did wonder if maybe she was after him, about all she could pull these days  -  other than a leg muscle maybe.

SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Dreadlocked and VERY hands on - Pippa's new yoga coach
By SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE FOR THE DAILY MAIL

Don´t you just love the caps for VERY -   Also sounds as though she only went once, but who knows.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2905945/Pippa-Middleton-s-new-yoga-coach-dreadlocked-hands-on.html#ixzz3ObYy8PQw

Haha...I saw that...just her type I would have thought !!!

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I want to throw up

Me too, he is gross - looks as though he needs a good wash too - yuk, just gross.

Well, here we have a very miserable looking ma and pa arriving at the airport for their hols to Mustique. Could they look more miserable? Obviously all is not well in that camp.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2926840/Middletons-jet-Mustique-celebrate-Carole-s-60th-birthday-10-000-week-villa-Kate-William-Prince-George.html

Does ma think she's a young thing dressed like that...

Gives that impression doesn´t it. No wonder the daughters are always a mess, stems from ma. What a fright.

If I saw that thing in a dark alley, I would be afraid for my life. She would probably whip out a knife and do some cutting.

juliet wrote:Does ma think she's a young thing dressed like that...

Yes- remember that red dress she ones wore to some event. Michael was drinking by the corner and the viper was flirting with young guys which people said they were trying to avoid her.She thinks she looks 'hot' poor delusional woman in fact she looks older than '60' with those frog legs of her's.
The staff must cringe at the thought of having to attend to the Viper and her lizard family.Them ordering people around and they probably get discounts because of Wimpo that's why they always go there.

I read, on a blog or forum, that apparently mad does the clothes shopping for the daughters, which is why they always look such a mess and frumpy. Inclined to believe it the way they are turned out.

Couldn´t make it up could you. Giving me a right good laugh. Love Eonline, always good for a laugh.

Ma´s big day, what a hoot!

http://eprotoeu.mtiny.com/article.ftl?id=619595&cc=ND

Allegedly Wimpo wants to leave already.Hmmm,looks like the lizard family is there planning the arrival and what to do with the second fake heir.The powers that be this is the time to make them all 'disappear'.

Snaggle Bobcat wrote:I read, on a blog or forum, that apparently mad does the clothes shopping for the daughters, which is why they always look such a mess and frumpy. Inclined to believe it the way they are turned out.

She probably doesn't wear undies either now we see where her filthy daughters get it from.Like mother like daughters.

Have they not realised yet, the next fake can be female, blue eyes and blonde hair, but another fake we do not want. Bad enough with fakie I - the child who looks like nobody we have ever seen. This fakie II can´t look like PD, it doesn´t have her genetics

People are saying they might not even be in Mustique.Maybe the press has old unpublished pictures from the last fake pregnancy all they have to do is photoshop Waito's stomach and pretend the pictures are new.

They have so much to hide that they have to employ subterfuge. Don't want pics of Waity without her foam belly or Ma doing one of her sink estate knees up dances!
Apparently when she has had to much to drink she is said to weave around with fag dangling and forgets to
put on her 'posh' accent. Pa also wants to take a few 'selected' shots to earn a bob or two flogging them to the sycophantic 'Hello' mag.

This whole trip is very fishy, and I find it difficult to believe Prince Harry is there.

http://www.inquisitr.com/1797577/kate-middleton-takes-william-and-harry-to-caribbean-island-for-mothers-60th-birthday-bash/

"Will & Kate have edited their friends so much that it's really just a closed family affair, with those who are very trusted & wealthy Mustique residents & only closest of of friends from back home who have proven over the years their trustworthiness."

My emphasis from the last line in article at SnowKitten's link. I think the repeated usage of terms trust & close family is revealing. It's also a teeny bit strange that they're not only limiting the list to these so-trustworthy friends/family but they throw in the wealthy Mustiquers & elsewhere her daughter's BIL is rumored as maybe attending (what a coup, CarolE!) … yet neither of Carole's children's long term plus ones nor any of her family either (take that, Uncle G, not you but two of my bartender friends are especially invited!).

Remember how often we were reminded how average/middle class, super close & press shy* this family was in the run up to the wedding? That their refreshingly warm, family centered lifestyle was a salve to PW's chaotic, unsettled, troubled childhood. That Kate would keep him 'grounded', 'normal', more relatable? Ha!

*yes, they didn't want attention…except when they do (oh! Now they're cutting the pretense as Pippa has become the press but she won't talk about anything Royal, I promise, except of course when it's flattering & in their best interests, right?). And the relationships they fostered with paps who are now 'stalking' them? Ah, yes, those heady pre-PR days when they were nothing more than happenstance college sweethearts, falling in love despite all (weren't they?!).

Just what are they up to in Mustique. Not a good pr article and some of the comments pretty scathing.

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2015/kate-middleton-parents-carole-michael-mustique-vacation-prince-william-bored-wifes-family/

Maybe this is why there are to be no photos? No proof of who did/did not show up.