Waity general chat

It won't be a happy situation. The Crotchbridge doesn't like other women.

The Crotchbridge and odious family not at Ascot - wonder why?!

http://www.celebitchy.com/371923/queen_elizabeth_many_other_jewel-encrusted_royals_come_out_for_royal_ascot/#comment-14058434

Indie wrote:It won't be a happy situation. The Crotchbridge doesn't like other women.

She can't stand competition wouldn't surprise me one bit if she even tried to harm Harry's wife.

Some "deightful" photos of waity. These would keep the vampires away  

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1373036/Kate-Middleton-bullied-30k-girls-school-skinny-meek.html

Look at the old picture a flasher in back then.

Oh yes, a flasher alright, seems to be inbred doesn´t it.

Must be an inbred thing this flashing. She did it whilst "pregnant", do you remember. Wore a short white spotted frock, very full skirt, to a wedding and the wind blew it right up her backside. She was laughing away, thought it was quite funny. I sometimes wonder if she is "all there", most women would be horrified to have one mishap like that, let along umpteen. She seems to think it is wonderful when it happens and her scrawny bits are plastered on headlines around the world. Obviously comes from a very odd family.

Odd is putting it a bit mildly. Sicko perverted freaks is more like it.

Seems as though waity and fakie porgie spend a fair bit of time at doom manor. Been seen out, says she was down there whilst the dooms were making themselves look foolish at Wimbledon.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/485582/Prince-Harry-Prince-George-looks-like-Winston-Churchill

Odd that she goes down there when the dooms senior are up in London for tennis. Very odd. I reckon she spends a lot of her time down there, which is another reason I am so anti all these new kitchens, she probably never even uses them.

Strange waity didn't make it to this wedding - or maybe she wasn't asked??!! The comment that it was a shame she couldn't make it sounds like she was asked but...???
http://www.smartredirect.de/ad/clickGate.php?u=Fo6Pr2As&m=1&p=0oAj48ggLw&s=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ffemail%2Farticle-2674480%2FSEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Duchess-Cambridges-love-makes-altar.html%23ixzz367TqveUI

Oh dear, she don't look good - if you are eating/drinking I suggest you swallow first before you look at this one

http://www.smartredirect.de/ad/clickGate.php?u=Fo6Pr2As&m=1&p=0oAj48ggLw&s=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FDeWDyck.jpg

I think the only time she looks "smiley" is when there is a photographer around  -  the ones taken when she is unaware she always looks grim.

Just had a look at the link Iamroyalty re wedding of previous boyfriend.  Some of the comments, I just had to share

lazy kate, london, United Kingdom, moments ago
johanna is much better than kate....at least she didnt wait a prince to pick her up

where1sjustice, london, United Kingdom, 21 minutes ago
His bride has a career and seems to be intelligent, unlike Kate Middleton.
Love this one in response to above, no green arrows and 5 red
Jaye, New York, United States,
Kate is intelligent!

Mise, Anseo, Ireland, 45 minutes ago
Wow - he traded up: she's magnificent looking!!

MARKUS, LONDON UK, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago
He looks to have had a lucky escape, unlike William ! Johanna Botta is beautiful bride.

animal-lover, Somewhere in the U.S., United States, 1 hour ago
That wedding dress is just stunning! So pretty and romantic! Good luck to the happy couple. He got an upgrade, methinks.

MooTheCow, MooTown. MooLand, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago
Omg she's stunning :O I thought she was an Indian beauty at first, talk about an upgrade . If I was Kate Middleton, I'd be too embarrassed to go her wedding too.

ANUBIS, london, United Kingdom, 2 hours ago
best choice he ever made

wendyM, glasgow, United Kingdom, 3 hours ago
he saved himself from kate. well done.

Aubrey Leigh, london, 1 hour ago
and Pippa...... and her Ma.......

Ariel Aston, Los Angeles, United States, 10 hours ago
Much prettier woman than Kate and no inane grinning. He moved up.
1508 green arrows, 478 red

Moi, somewhere, 3 hours ago
She looks great and I absolutely love her dress! And she also had better luck than Kate. I mean, William was a good-looking guy at uni, but not anymore. Marx looks at least ten years younger (and in much better shape) than Wills. Lucky girl!
115 green arrows, 15 red

Very few in favour, hop over, worth it for a laugh.  If waity reading them she will be very disappointed at how she is viewed by the public.

^ OMG!!!

Iamroyalty wrote:^ OMG!!!

  
  
and very   

An article, can you believe, on the state of waity´s hair yesterday.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2677350/Kate-new-curly-hairstyle-unravelled-midday-sunshine.html

Ha ha - today the DM have published a tutorial on how to get waity´s "iconic half up do" for yourself. Iconic      It has been around for many years, I had a ´do like that when I was a kid, with ribbon in it at the back. Seems to me they are highlighting just what a mess it was.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2677133/Want-Kate-Middletons-iconic-half-hairstyle-This-step-step-tutorial-Princess-ready-locks-shows-how.html

Oh my, you can always rely on Tumblr for finding the odd piccies. Don´t ever remember seeing her like this before.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4047cc51024a0e249fcf025a1c949847/tumblr_n5puukqHsS1qfqt76o1_500.jpg

Iamroyalty wrote:Oh dear, she don't look good - if you are eating/drinking I suggest you swallow first before you look at this one

http://www.smartredirect.de/ad/clickGate.php?u=Fo6Pr2As&m=1&p=0oAj48ggLw&s=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FDeWDyck.jpg

Lord have mercy! what a scrunched up mug!   

GingerBeau46 wrote:Oh my, you can always rely on Tumblr for finding the odd piccies.  Don´t ever remember seeing her like this before.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4047cc51024a0e249fcf025a1c949847/tumblr_n5puukqHsS1qfqt76o1_500.jpg

KM is under a lot of stress.
How many times have I said: The job is too big for her!

Kate Middleton ‘At War’ With Queen Elizabeth II: Report

Had a good chuckle at this comment in the article

Despite Middleton keeping her distance, currently residing more than two hours from Buckingham Palace, one source predicts worse yet to come. “Some of Kate’s behavior mirrors Diana’s behavior and personality traits as well, and the queen doesn’t like it at all,” said a source. “It’s going to lead to even more problems between these two powerful women.” H ha ha - only one powerful woman there, and it is not waity.

Is ma stirring her cauldron again and leaking to the press, tryuing to stir up sympathy and support for that "flasher daughter" of hers. Only one winner here, and it is not ma or waity.


http://www.ibtimes.com/kate-middleton-war-queen-elizabeth-ii-report-1619130

^ Well ER has gone out of her way , much to our disgust at times, to welcome waity into the RF and her family too - Ascot, Jubille etc - so waity and the middies will never be albeto complain that she wasn't treated properly or was stressed out by too much work in the way Diana did - she had good cause to.

I think that it was a very clever move of QE to 'welcome' the middies but it was never a long term plan as they were soon obviously dropped like hot potatoes. There were so many complaints of Ma in the Ascot carriage smugly waving and grinning that it was never repeated. The same as when she was seated next to the DoE in her fire engine red ensemble guffawing like a lorry driver and tittering behind her hand whilst leaning in to the poor old Duke who looked increasingly alarmed. Thankfully the RF never dared repeat these occasions for fear of more embarrassment.

Laughing my head off here. I find here a ma medd leak for sure. Someone hit where it hurt and she must be getting fed up with it. All lies of course, make sure you are not drinking anything, it will go all over the keyboard when you laugh.

Good old ma the cauldron stirrer, always gives a laugh, and ridicules herself.

6 Major Kate Middleton Myths Busted

Ever since having the international spotlight shone on her in college, royal mama-to-be Kate Middleton has been the subject of gossip galore. The whole world is fascinated by not only who she has become but how she's ended up where she is today, married to Prince William and about to give birth of a future heir to the throne! It's no wonder that over the years, that gossip and fascination has lead to a sort of "mythology" about the Duchess of Cambridge's rise.

Here, six myths about the Duchess and the truth behind each one ...

http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/158583/6_Major_Kate_Middleton_Myths?ref=thumbnail%3Futm_medium%3Dsm&utm_source=facebook&utm_content=kate_fanpage&newsletter

All the idiotic woman does is highlight the truth which is quite the opposite to the above. The whole world knows it was Ma's lifetime ambition to hook Waity up with Willy.
There is even documentation proving the change of university. Shy, I nearly fell off the sofa laughing, Cathy Crotchbridge shy and I am the Queen of Sheba!! Hilarious that she was trying to upgrade her socially by saying a distant rellie (as Ma calls relatives) dined with Royalty in a Mayoral role - what a hoot. I live in a house built for a mayor so what does that make me?! Committed to charity work, now that is a joke as the public have already noticed that she does very little and is totally lacking in warmth, compassion and charisma. The article has Ma's handprints all over it and has made the author look a complete and deluded idiot too.